As you all probably know, I am an exercise fanatic. True, I enjoy getting in shape. However, I love having any excuse I can get to have sweaty, heart-pounding fun. Not to sound way silly, but I think the governator at one point in his career said lifting weights is like “the cumming.” But it really is!!! You push up and up and up and you feel the tension build and build and build. You begin shaking. You don’t think you can handle another second and then you begin the decent and it is sweet, sweet release. You feel light headed, your hot skin covered in cool sweat, muscles contracting and expanding. Oh man! It is amazing. The thing that makes it better than sex is with lifting I can do it like ten times in a minute. Whereas sex, I can only do that once in a minute and it actually takes a bit longer than a minute. Ha.
Look at me. I am such a nerd. I can’t believe I am actually comparing sex to working out. Not only that, but working out is winning! Clearly I need to get laid. Ha.