I am not sure if you noticed, but I masturbate A LOT. Sometimes I think I do it too much. Can there be too much? If so, what is that limit? Sometimes I wonder if I should go on a masturbation hiatus.
These are questions I ask myself daily. Sometimes I think I have reached the too much mark when I get a cramp in my hand in the middle of the day and I have yet to reach my getting off quota for that day. Sometimes I switch hands. It’s like being touched by a stranger, which is sometimes exciting, but usually it’s just not the same.
It’s always a bummer to have to choose between ergonomic health and libido health. That’s why I am thinking that it’s time to take a break.
Am I being rational or irrational? Is this an idea that makes sense? Or, is it totally ridiculous.
I’m going to ponder this over the next few weeks. So, if I do decide to go with this I will have to have people come over to do the work for me. I’m still human and I still need a certain number of orgasms. Either that or I will just need to go out and buy new toys.
I wonder if I can write that off as a business expense?