God! I have been so lazy and tired lately. I don’t know what’s gotten into me—or out of me.
I wake up around 10am and sit around in my skivvies until noon. I eat half a grapefruit and all I want to do is watch daytime television.
I haven’t been fingering myself. I have not seen my rabbit in days. And what’s worse, I haven’t even felt like looking at porno. I always want to look at porno!!
It seems like I’ve lost my zeal, my zest. I’m such a self-sufficient girl (if you know what I mean). Maybe that’s my problem. I am so used to doing for and just plain doing myself. I must be tired of it.
So that leaves me to beg the question, who’s going to come over and help me “take care of things” around the house? Don’t be shy!