Before we get to the free movies of me, Chelci Fox, read the story of my weekend. It was NUTS.

So this weekend was crazy. Like super crazy. Let’s start with Friday night. A friend calls me, his name is Joe, and asks if I want to meet some friends and go see Ghost Rider. I had no clue what Ghost Rider was, but Joe mentioned that this character rides a motorcycle, so I say I will go.



I meet Joe, Jenny, Pete, Stevie (a girl) and a couple people at a small bar for a couple of drinks before the movie started. Next door to the bar, there is this headshop that sells bongs and tye dye shirts and all that. Joe picks out and buys a Motorhead flag. Motorhead is some band. Never heard them. So we head over to the bar and we are drinking and having a great time. Joe is drinking more than the rest of us. By the time the tab comes, we all have a nice buzz but Joe is moving toward drunkness. No big deal, we are headed to a movie, with no booze… Joe will be fine. WELL, he didn’t tell us that he packed a bottle of whiskey in his pants for the movie. We get there before the previews and Joe is drinking more. Jenny is drinking with him (they’re on a date, sorta). We’re all having a good time. Then the previews start. Nothing good, just same old boring shit. And then the movie starts.

GhostRider is this guy who turns into a skeleton and rides a cool motorcycle. His weapon is a long chain that he whips people with. It’s like Harley Davidson’s version of a superhero. The movie is bad… really bad. So bad, it’s laughable. Joe is wasted at this point, and is into the movie. But in a goofy way. Cheering and yelling, cursing and drinking. Some people think it’s funny, some think it’s annoying. The people ahead of us hate it. Joe doesn’t let up. This goes on for a while.

Fast Forward… Ghost rider is fighting and speeding around on his motorcycle and Joe is so into the movie he jumps up on his seat and starts yelling “Hell Yah” waving the Motorhead flag over his head. The people infront of us (1 girl 1 guy) turn around and yell at us. Joe just laughs and give the guy the “I am watching you signal with his fingers” and keeps going at it. Finally the girl yells fuck this and runs out to get a manager. Joe sits down, stuffs the flag in his face, and pretends that nothing happened. The manager walks into the theater and asks Joe to step outside. We think we are kicked out forsure or atleast he was. But 5 minutes later he comes back in and sits down laughing. Apparently, Joe explained how the movie is about a dare devil and that it wouldn’t be right for the manager to kick him out for being in the dare devil spirit. We sit through the movie like good little girls and boys. It ended, still sucked and we leave.

Next stop, is a movie store that Joe works at. It’s small, not like a Blockbuster or anything, and it’s small. A couple friends work there. Joe is sooo drunk at this point. So drunk that when he gets to the store, he takes off his belt and starts whipping it around like he IS the ghost rider. I am sure you can guess how happy his friends and co-workers were with him. To make things worse, Joe picked up a box of movies and just threw them in the store. This was my que to leave. So I took off. It’s not over yet though.

I hear from Jenny that after I left, as well as the other, that Joe and Jenny go back to the bar and end up being there till closing time. Well, Joe wanted to go back to where he works. Trouble is, it was closed. He has a key, and an alarm code, but he was too drunk to enter the code. So he sets off the alarm getting in, and the cops are called, and the owner of the store are called. Joe passes out cold on the sidewalk and Jenny start freaking out. The owner of the store pulls up and isn’t mad. He’s amused actually. So he calls the cops, tell them everything is ok and not to come. He and Jenny put Joe in his car, and Jenny drive him to his house and left him in his car. Where he slept all night.

That was just on Friday Night!

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