My iPod has been having some problems, so I left it at home for the gym today but remembered the treadmills have an input for headphones. So I bring just my headset. I get to the gym, plug in the headset, and climb on the treadmill and I start getting my jog on. What’s playing through my tiny ear speakers? One of the 13 TVs they have on the wall. Mine was set to the “Entertainment Show”. So I am watching for about 3 minutes when the Anna Nicole montages come on. I have no idea why! Is it the anniversary of her death? No disrespect…but whatevs. They’re so lame. Sure Anna was hot at one time. Then everyone hated her for marrying that poor old man. Then she got really fat and made a complete joke of herself on her own show. She vanishes for about 1 year and comes back on the scene. Skinny and hot as ever. Fast forward like 2 more years and now she’s dead and everyone loves her again.
So all this goes through my mind before the timer on the treadmill hits 4:00, or half a mile. There are people on TV crying about her STILL, 4 days after her death. They loved her, she was great etc etc. It just makes me so sick. Nevermind that she married a poor old man for his money, spent a ton of time in court fighting over it, has a paternity case going on cause no one knows who the father of her newborn is, and she is still getting over her older son’s death (the same son, that rumor has it, she had a romantic affair with) EWWWW! So I am jogging, watching this mess on TV and I can’t help to think to myself, “Why do people still care about her”. What’s the big deal? She was a model. That’s about all she ever was good at. And she wasn’t even that good at it. Did you know during her Guess Clothing campaign, Anna Nicole was still like a size 12? That’s pretty big for a girl.
I’m now at 1 mile on the treadmill, and the show cuts to commercial… the 3rd commercial in is for ANNA NICOLE!! Another show about her otopsy. I can’t believe it! WTF?! Why do people care about her so much now? Where have I been to miss this all? I give up!
:( Chelci
